I seriously think I'm allergic to oats. I tried to eat that for breakfast. Since I've never really cooked oats in my life, i put a dash of salt because it was written on the back of the tin to do so. I THOUGHT it was normal. MY GOODNESS IT'S TOTALLY NOT NORMAL TO DO THAT! WHO WOULD EAT SALTY OATS??! well i guess it's something like popcorn with salt! I reaallyy ate the oats with an open mind. I didn't think it'd be THAT bad. I almost puked my gastric juices when I tasted the disgusting combination of oats and salt. GROSS.
The next time I felt daring enough to try it was this morning. This time, I put honey on it. I must say it was definitely much better. However, after a few spoonfuls, the puking sensation got back to me. My body is resisting this THING that tastes and feels like carpet in my mouth.
My conclusion: I'm allergic to this stuff. it's called oataphobia.
I couldn't take it anymore. So I prepared myself a hearty charzarella sandwich with a very simple modified Mediterranean salad.
My diva stomach finally got satisfied. ahhh..... :)

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